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noodlboy

The Goose-Duck-Monster Mystery Solved

Apr 30, 2009 13:43

After 2 years, the mystery has finally been solved. Back in May of 2007, bloomerwedgies and I took a trip to the Crystal Springs Rhododendron Garden. While there, we saw many interesting things which I could swear I posted about. However, I cannot find any such posting. Weird. At any rate, one of the things I saw was this giant, mutant, goose/duck/vulture/ ( Read more... )

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bloomerwedgies April 30 2009, 22:56:13 UTC

That duck is the Russian mail-order bride of one of those geese. She was so desperate to be a Canadian, she was willing to marry some old ugly pervert goose and bear all sorts of degradation no Canadian goose would put up with in a million years. And you called her a hideous mutant vulture beast. How do you feel now, Mr. Nice Guy? Huh?! Do you feel like a big man, now? How would you like to live in the ghetto in St. Petersburg, being kept as a slave and running dope for the Russian mob so you could afford your AIDS medicine? Maybe you'll think about that before you open your big mouth next time.