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[noodles_morgyn]

1. I have a) suddenly developed a work ethic for the First Time Ever, and b) started getting bad grades for the First Time Ever. Aren't those two supposed to happen separately2. I have started walking in the mornings again. This makes me happy

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[x_birdsandboats]

Eek, I'm with you on the first point. Good luck with growing veggies!

[noodles_morgyn]

Heh. Thanks!

[baronjonas]

No, no...bad work ethics and good grades go hand in hand. The very act of doing your work properly and on time results in an irreversibly destructive paradox that immediately kills your chances of ever doing well. :P

[noodles_morgyn]

Argh! I should have known! Is it too late to go back to my old habits? :(

[baronjonas]

The Way of Procrastinatory Redemption is not a path easily followed, but for a true believer it should not be too difficult.

Firstly. You must purge yourself of all diligency and studiousness. Finding some new books to read, or some random computer games to play is a good way to do this. Never forget that it is never through hard work and effort that power is gained: just look at our politicians.

Secondly. You must resist the temptation to work. The fruit of labour is sweet, but the fruit of labour done the night beforehand sweeter still.

Thirdly. You must learn to suppress all deadline panic. Deadline panic is an evil. Shun the evil; purge it from your system.

Only then you will be on your way to True Enlightenment.

[noodles_morgyn]

Thank you, o great master!