Insulting old ladies

[noodlez]

An old lady lost her balance whilst sitting down when the train moved, and fell onto my lap.

"How many women just throw themselves at you, eh?" she asked

Comments

[monkey_kate]

How RUDE. Lets go find her I'll throw myself, and several other items at you.

[noodlez]

Ok, but nothing sharp or pointy. You could have somebodies eye out with that thing.

[monkey_kate]

Then I'll have my farm of eyes, and my land will be complwte. Eye farmer Dave..fetch me my flask of eye juice.

[ninjagrrl]

maybe she was being sarcastic? maybe she just couldn't resist you and did it on purpose hehe :-)

[noodlez]

Just like when I did the exact same thing to a middle-aged businessman a couple weeks ago...

[kimdragontamer]

The cheek of it!
You should have pushed her down.....and taken her travel card.

[noodlez]

I dunno, she was a big lady. She probably could've taken me :(

[noodlez]

Stabbed her... with my meat-wand?