A Song Against Prop. 8

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Maybe someday, I will learn how to put a video on youtube without the audio and video quality going to hell, but for now... here's a song.

We've got to stop the hate

We've got to overturn Proposition 8

Let me explain for those from out of state

Proposition 8

Is an amendment to the state

Of California

Overturning the previously established right of homosexuals to marry

And that's not right

It's a bunch of homophobic fright tactics

And a shitload of money from the Mormon church

Yeah, those guys again

(Chorus)

I'm calling all my straight friends to say

Here's something that I don't like

Give marriage back to the gays

Or we're going on a hetero-strike

Hetero-strike

There'll be

No more straight sex and no more babies

No more straight weddings and no more dating

Fancy restaurants will go out of business

Everyone will stop going to the gym

Romantic comedies in half-empty theaters

The economy is gonna be pretty dim

(Chorus)

I'm sorry ladies

But I'm crusading for equal rights

Straight porn is still allowed,

I don't want to ruin your nights...

Steve.

"Wait a minute," you say,

"Rhune you were kind of on strike anyway"

That's not the point.

You "don't want to give up the poontang,"

You "don't want to be gay."

Well, when you go on strike from a factory

You don't get a job at a restaurant

You don't get a job at all

You just sit

And that's the best part

(Chorus)
Think of all your gay buddies,

That's allright, I don't have any either

But I know some guys who I think are gay,

And I'll be damned if they get shafted

By the government

On this marriage issue,

Steve isn't crying but he needs a tissue

(chorus)