[Drabble] Eggs Benedickt

[noonaofdarkness]

Title: Eggs Benedickt
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack-ish, romance-ish.
Length: 2k
Summary: Baekhyun is a brunch enthusiast. Chanyeol is a waiter who likes to plate food inappropriately. Aka, breakfast with a free side of penis jokes.

Comments

[raisinrum]

you, my friend, are my new idol. enough said.

[noonaofdarkness]

now, that's a pretty big compliment. //blushes// who knew lame innuendos were the way to win people over?

thank you for reading and commenting :)

[raisinrum]

well the truth is I've been idolizing you since finding me, finding you lol.
will be waiting for your new stories! :D

[noonaofdarkness]

hahaha, layovers are worst. i'm glad chanyeol and his little collection of dicks could entertain you in your down time ;)

oh, and kyungsoo totally enjoyed watching baekyeol flirt via naughty breakfast. but he also has to draw the line somewhere. i mean, chanyeol is totally the type to try out dick-in-a-box. only it'd probably involve food. (have you seen that tumblr gif of the penis popcorn?) kyungsoo is saving everyone a bit of trauma.

anyway, thank you for reading and taking the time to drop a comment! sorry if this fic caused you to look like a crazy in public though (been there).

[singilu]

Oh no i laughed SO MUCH reading this. the best good night story ever if you ask me. then I got jealous because MAN I WISH I WAS THIS GOOD AT FUNNY AND PUNS. but in jealous in a good way, like damn *starry eyes*

anyway this was awesome, thank you for entertaining me so much

[noonaofdarkness]

perfect bedtime story to get you excited about breakfast the next morning, right?

:D ahh you flatter me, but i'm always happy to know i made someone laugh with my lame jokes/puns.

also, omg hi. i read your stories on dw and i am looking at your comment with my own set of starry eyes. *.* so thank you for reading and commenting! ♥

[ext_3260314]

So cute!! I need a sequel!! Pleaseeeeeeeee!

[noonaofdarkness]

hmm... the sequel would just be more bad puns about yeol spreading his cream cheese on baekhyun's bagel or something. and i think there are more than enough bad puns here to keep the story complete. ha.

thank you for reading though! i'm happy you liked it!

[ext_3309691]

I KNEW IT WAS YOU GOD CHELSEA U DID TELL ME YOURE ON LJ AND I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I HATE YOU

[ext_3309691]

*DIDNT AND ALSO I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ON AFF ONLY TO KNOW YOU'RE HERE ON LJ SMH IM DISSAPOINTED

[noonaofdarkness]

lol, if it has to do with breakfast foods and dicks... it's probably me.

to be fair, i post everything on aff first and this story is there too. (i actually posted it to aff like two months ago and it was slept on. lol. so i was hesitant to post it to my LJ.) so you can wait for me in either location ;) expect something soon....

i'm glad you like it though. ^^

(don't be disappointed in me, i ♥ you.)