TYPO!

[noonecanhurtyou]

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[metric_future]

sometimes the english language needs a new word to fill a niche:

explosure n. : the extremely violent removal of clothing with no obvious means of intervention on the part of any present party.

[ktrey]

Incidental portmanteau, or accidental sniglet?

I agree with the lovely lady above, consider it coined. And know that I will attempt to use it at every available applicable opportunity.