WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN CHALK?

[nooo_coyote]

 Today was my first day teaching in over a month, and kids, my internal filter is offline.  I realized that I'd lost the ability to self-censor about three nanoseconds after I uttered the words, "Go blow a goat."  
So I get to my classroom an hour and a half before the class starts.  Lots of time to prepare.  Bags of time.  However, this is the

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[redhawtharley]

"Unless you're one of those anal retentive motherfuckers who always knows where your cup of tea is."

...Mikey? HAHAHAHA

[oceannadelamer]

Mwah ha ha.. Mines my glasses I lose them everywhere. And as for Mikey, yep.