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[nopennies]

Hello? HELLO...hello...hello...hello

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[bloodyheartland]

An explanation.

[nopennies]

Ah. Huh. You're positive this isn't the apocalypse. That explains why this place doesn't look a thing San Fransico...and that hospital was definetly not Sacred Heart. No way. Those nurses were way too skinny to be the nursing staff at Sacred Heart. More evil, too. Little bit.

[darkxpassengerx]

You won't survive long if you don't find shelter.

[nopennies]

That...is a very good point. Unfortunately none of these post-apocalyptic heaters seem to be working. Do you know where I could find some blankets? A flamethrower?

[darkxpassengerx]

Ah, no...but, if you head north, you'll come to apartment buildings. That's where most of us stay...

Where are you?

[nopennies]

Apartment buildings? North it is then. Now if only I had my compass-ladle...

I'm in a park, without any grass, that's depressing. And dogs...lots of dogs. If only I had my shotgun. Or a burlap bag and a bat...I'd need a bigger bag...

[gogglor_cometh]

Um, not sure what you're talking about, but I could use pyrokinesis before! But no one can use any powers right now, so I don't think it really matters.

So... what are you a doctor of?

[nopennies]

So, a former mutant who has lost his powers, eh? Unfortunate. And you say all mutants here are unable to use their abilities? That didn't last very long, did it. But, if there are mutations, then gills are not completely out of the question after all! I wonder where the best place to find some nucluear waste would be...

Feet. I am a doctor of feet! Specifically that stringy thing, at the back. The Achilles Tendon. Also, occasionally, I am called on to do brain surgery.

[gogglor_cometh]

Um, I don't think I'm a mutant. I was kinda born this way. I'm a psychic! And I don't think that's such a good idea.

...Feet and brains?

[nopennies]

Yep, feet and brains. They're very similiar, you know, the foot and the brain. Not on the outside, on the inside. Almost exactly the same, actually, except for the Achilles Tendon. That's almost twice as large in the brain.

[allons_y_alonzo]

A kind and just leader. You don't see too many of those kickin' around the universe.

[nopennies]

And I suppose you would know, eh?

[allons_y_alonzo]

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

[nopennies]

The question here is why would you, smart guy? Taken an intergalactic census lately?

[frenzied_ballad]

A doctor? Of what?

[nopennies]

Fish. Humans. I specialise in fish-humans, not mermaids, but the real kind. Fish-people.

[frenzied_ballad]

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[nopennies]

You've never seen them, of course, they live in Zimbabwe. Saltwater, which makes it hard for a doctor because there's no ocean in Zimbabwe...we have to keep them all in tanks.