hey kids, it's time for another wonderful installment of "Dare of the Day"

Today's dare is:
shit in a urinal.

i promise you it is fun.

so what the fuck did you say?

won't everyone please go to my show. it's gonna be great. asses.

i'm tired. dammit.

did i forget to tell you that i hate you? suck my wang wang.

i started hot topic today. it's so easy. it makes my other job so worthless. i don't get paid much, but the work i do is pretty simple. i dunno. i liked it though. all these poser kids came in. i found it entertaining. however, what was not entertaining was working there 10-2 and my other job 2-9. i do the same thing next week as well. ( Read more... )

oh yeah, and for those of you interested in my new band, check out http://www.myspace.com/nothingtx. i have recently been added as a vocalist. the songs on the site you listen to are a different style than i write. however, we are melding both styles for the craziest band ever ( Read more... )

i'm starting a new segment in my livejournal called the dare of the day.

todays dare is:

chew on a used condom.

thanks you for playing and stay tuned for next weeks DARE OF THE DAY.

rough draft, but close to something. i have about 4 written now, and it's a completely different style that they usually write. like fred the delivery dope horse and pumped up dick. yeah. different. we shall see ( Read more... )

die.

FRI. JULY 8TH ( Read more... )