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But this must be noticed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqlaN31OzDs

5'9" vs 7'6" - You choose!

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What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?

A true story supposedly. There was a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Go Get Em Ray!

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I swear to god Frank, if you get the "1337" status outta that comment, when you visit Stockton in the required year I may have to punch you in the arm.

There's room for all of god's creatures right next to my mashed potatoes.

"I’m pretty sure my head would explode if I ever saw Angelina Jolie casually sitting down in a McDonalds, but there she was yesterday in India, taking a break … wait, why is there a McDonalds in India. Cows are like superheroes to those people. What the hell is goin on."

Although Alan can do better, and it's just as if not funnier when he does.

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