Dec 25, 2010 17:26
Hmph... Santa. Stupid fat old geezer, who does he think he is anyway!? "Naughty girl"? Naughty girl, my ass! I'm a beautiful, wonderful person, and anyone who actually knows me knows that.
And what's with all the food he left me? It's probably poisoned or something, I bet. Or maybe even laced with the same stuff I used in the PP candy...
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[Just making the rounds, trying to find some kind of pattern in the Santa Gifting...]
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[Well, it was a feast, but when you're rich even things like that aren't that impressive.]
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