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[Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for a rap battle with you. AKA, Dave decides that he is going to test Soul's skills with rhymes and makes his way to their hotel room, suddenly bursting in (FUCK YOUR LOCKS) and pointing at Soul.]
You. Me. Rap battle. Now.
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and here is the rap battle, cut to save your f-list )
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[TCH. >_>
But, he grins kinda.]
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'Scalled thinking on your feet, dude.
Gotta admit, your parts were pretty cool, bro.
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You think you're both so cool,
a few-w rhymes don't matter,
you just sound like fools,
you're not ewen at the top of your ladders.
So here's the deal "bros"
I got you both beat,
you don't ewen know-w,
my poetry's too sw-weet.
Things like this take time,
not just sayin' w-whatewer,
and frankly you're just sayin' things that rhyme,
it's not really flow-win' together.
Now-w take a good look,
w-what I'm saying is,
get your heads out of your nooks,
I'we fuckin' w-won bitches.
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Then she gets the BIGGEST SMILE EVER on her face, and...]
That was...
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SOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
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Thanks, Harley.
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What was the point of that, though?
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[He rolls his eyes before speaking in a sarcastic tone.]
Wow Dave, that was so cool.
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[Fingergunnnnn]
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Right. Well say hi to Karkat and Soul for me, I don't really have anything else to say. I just wanted to tell you how [coughlamecough] cool you are!
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[A pauuuussseee]
... At least it's better than your shitty movies.
[CLICK. HE JUST HUNG UP.]
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