If I hear one more time about how much potential I have & how I'm just wasting it away, I dunno, I'm just so fucking sick of hearing it. What good is people constantly telling me I have potential if I don't see myself doing anything useful ever?

today i turn 21

SOBER
Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die.

So, while some of my friends are off in Germany, or Kenya, or hanging with Scarlett Johanson, or working at an interesting intership, I'm bored at home. Yea, there are the random funny times, like Maggie tripping over herself twice in a day while completely sober & seeing ridiculous cars that are raised 358425 feet off the ground & making fun of ( Read more... )

while taking our new minivan for a test drive yesterday, we saw 2 deer walking on the sidewalk

"you just need to drink faster then"

that's the quote of last night. it was cindhu's comment about how the ice had melted in the cooler where the drink was. please note, since we do live in cleveland & are such classy people, we just poured the vodka & juice right into the cooler. it was fabulous.

at work, while carrying a shitload of payroll files, i almost fell flat on my face. i didn't run into anythiing, or trip, i dunno, i just kinda toppled over. luckily, nobody was around to see ( Read more... )

so, driving around today, these are the out of state license plates i saw ( Read more... )

So, I watched about 2 minutes of Britney Spears' new reality show last night because I was curious. And Britney fucking makes Jessica Simpson look like a rocket scientist.