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I'm using Nato's version of the quiz, so it actually has a question 10.
I AM: always so tired.
I WANT: to have a brilliant idea.
I HAVE: a piano! A motherfucking piano!
I WISH: It's not for me, it's for my granny in the woods: a loaf of bread, please. (Into the Woods)
I HATE: fish.
I FEAR: ending up like my mother.
I HEAR: a lot of crap.
I SEARCH: my apartment for shit all the fucking time.
I WONDER: why I'm only worth $15.
I REGRET: very little.
I LOVE: Bunny.
I ACHE: all the time.
I ALWAYS: smile.
I AM NOT: usually sober.
I DANCE: constantly.
I SING: very, very badly.
I CRY: at Beaches every goddamn time.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: paying attention when people talk.
I WRITE: comedy. Today I wrote "You Spilled Cheese on my Foot".
I WIN: Rummy.
I LOSE: Rummy against Marla.
I CONFUSE: most people most of the time.
I NEED: to figure out what the hell I'm doing right now.
I SHOULD: probably do a lot of things, but I'm doing this.
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YES or NO:
x. YOU KEEP A DIARY: Nope, not a one. Idiot.
x. YOU LIKE TO COOK: An emphatic no.
x. YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Lots, actually.
x.YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: I think so.
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THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: I don't know. Probably the most normal person I know. I hang out with so many weird people that normalcy is bizarre. Either that or Alex from Piratecock. He's one weird dude.
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Me?
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: ME!
THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: My grandma. Man, she's so dead it's cute.
CLOSEST FRIEND: Saara
THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Ann
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: Usually I'm mentally making lists of things I need to do.
INSIDE JOKE: Spork!
******
DO YOU...?
HAVE A CRUSH: You know, I don't think I do.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Not particularly.
GET EMOTION SICKNESS: Yes, I get so happy I puke. What? This is dumb.
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: Yes, yes I am. I smoke, I drink, and I have a creepy obsession with cheeseburgers. They're healthy, right?
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Depends on the day.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Love. Love. Love.
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Red, same as always.
EYE COLOR: Green. Blue. Whatever. It's not really the same from day-to-day.
BIRTHPLACE: Two Rivers Community Hospital.
FAVORITES:
NUMBER: 3
COLOR: God, I'm bad at favorites...green, blue, black, purple. Depends on the day.
DAY: Friday. There's nothing like that elation when I realize I'm free for the weekend.
MONTH: October
SONG: "I Will" by the Beatles
FOOD: CHEESEBURGERS!
SEASON: fall
SPORT: I...I don't actually like sports. I'm sorry.
DRINK: Milk.
PREFERENCES:
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: I may be a makeout slut, but I'm a total sucker for cuddling.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Depends on the day.
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IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? yes
BOUGHT SOMETHING? yes
GOTTEN SICK? nope
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? yes
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? no
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: no
TALKED TO AN EX? no
MISSED AN EX? no
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? yes, this one
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? not really
MISSED SOMEONE? no
HUGGED SOMEONE? yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? no
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? no
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Name 5 bands you listen to:
1. Ben Folds
2. Guns n Roses
3. Mission of Burma
4. Elvis Costello
5. Fiona Apple
(the last 5 that played on my computer)
Name 7 things you hate:
1. fish
2. creepy dudes
3. reviewers who write for shit
4. people who try to push religion on me
5. when people don't listen to me
6. most of the people I went to high school with
7. being helpless
Would you ever:
1. Eat a bug? yes
2. Bungee jump? maybe
3. Hang glide? yes
4. Kill someone? I don't think I could
5. Kiss someone of the same sex? sure
6. Have sex with someone of the same sex? no
7. Parachute from a plane? no
8. Walk on hot coals? no
9. Go out with someone for their looks? Naw. I'd make out with them for their looks.
10. Write a song for someone you had a crush on then play it for them? I'm a huge sissy, so no.
11. Be a vegetarian? Cheeseburger obsession, remember?
12. Wear plaid with stripes? yes
13. IM a stranger? That's lame.
14. Sing Karaoke? If I get drunk enough.
15. Get drunk off your ass? That's against my morals, thank you very much.
16. Shoplift? naw.
17. Run a red light? If someone was dying in my car, probably.
18. Star in a porn video? nononononono
19. Dye your hair blue? no
20. Be on Survivor? not a chance in hell
21. Wear makeup in public? when forced to
22. Not wear makeup in public? please god, yes.
23. Cheat on a test? Pff.
24. Make someone cry? Sometimes it's unavoidable.
25. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? Whatever.
26. Stay up all night? Like I don't already?
I AM: always so tired.
I WANT: to have a brilliant idea.
I HAVE: a piano! A motherfucking piano!
I WISH: It's not for me, it's for my granny in the woods: a loaf of bread, please. (Into the Woods)
I HATE: fish.
I FEAR: ending up like my mother.
I HEAR: a lot of crap.
I SEARCH: my apartment for shit all the fucking time.
I WONDER: why I'm only worth $15.
I REGRET: very little.
I LOVE: Bunny.
I ACHE: all the time.
I ALWAYS: smile.
I AM NOT: usually sober.
I DANCE: constantly.
I SING: very, very badly.
I CRY: at Beaches every goddamn time.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: paying attention when people talk.
I WRITE: comedy. Today I wrote "You Spilled Cheese on my Foot".
I WIN: Rummy.
I LOSE: Rummy against Marla.
I CONFUSE: most people most of the time.
I NEED: to figure out what the hell I'm doing right now.
I SHOULD: probably do a lot of things, but I'm doing this.
***********
YES or NO:
x. YOU KEEP A DIARY: Nope, not a one. Idiot.
x. YOU LIKE TO COOK: An emphatic no.
x. YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Lots, actually.
x.YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: I think so.
*****
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: I don't know. Probably the most normal person I know. I hang out with so many weird people that normalcy is bizarre. Either that or Alex from Piratecock. He's one weird dude.
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Me?
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: ME!
THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: My grandma. Man, she's so dead it's cute.
CLOSEST FRIEND: Saara
THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Ann
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: Usually I'm mentally making lists of things I need to do.
INSIDE JOKE: Spork!
******
DO YOU...?
HAVE A CRUSH: You know, I don't think I do.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Not particularly.
GET EMOTION SICKNESS: Yes, I get so happy I puke. What? This is dumb.
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: Yes, yes I am. I smoke, I drink, and I have a creepy obsession with cheeseburgers. They're healthy, right?
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Depends on the day.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Love. Love. Love.
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Red, same as always.
EYE COLOR: Green. Blue. Whatever. It's not really the same from day-to-day.
BIRTHPLACE: Two Rivers Community Hospital.
FAVORITES:
NUMBER: 3
COLOR: God, I'm bad at favorites...green, blue, black, purple. Depends on the day.
DAY: Friday. There's nothing like that elation when I realize I'm free for the weekend.
MONTH: October
SONG: "I Will" by the Beatles
FOOD: CHEESEBURGERS!
SEASON: fall
SPORT: I...I don't actually like sports. I'm sorry.
DRINK: Milk.
PREFERENCES:
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: I may be a makeout slut, but I'm a total sucker for cuddling.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Depends on the day.
**********
IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? yes
BOUGHT SOMETHING? yes
GOTTEN SICK? nope
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? yes
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? no
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: no
TALKED TO AN EX? no
MISSED AN EX? no
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? yes, this one
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? not really
MISSED SOMEONE? no
HUGGED SOMEONE? yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? no
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? no
**********
Name 5 bands you listen to:
1. Ben Folds
2. Guns n Roses
3. Mission of Burma
4. Elvis Costello
5. Fiona Apple
(the last 5 that played on my computer)
Name 7 things you hate:
1. fish
2. creepy dudes
3. reviewers who write for shit
4. people who try to push religion on me
5. when people don't listen to me
6. most of the people I went to high school with
7. being helpless
Would you ever:
1. Eat a bug? yes
2. Bungee jump? maybe
3. Hang glide? yes
4. Kill someone? I don't think I could
5. Kiss someone of the same sex? sure
6. Have sex with someone of the same sex? no
7. Parachute from a plane? no
8. Walk on hot coals? no
9. Go out with someone for their looks? Naw. I'd make out with them for their looks.
10. Write a song for someone you had a crush on then play it for them? I'm a huge sissy, so no.
11. Be a vegetarian? Cheeseburger obsession, remember?
12. Wear plaid with stripes? yes
13. IM a stranger? That's lame.
14. Sing Karaoke? If I get drunk enough.
15. Get drunk off your ass? That's against my morals, thank you very much.
16. Shoplift? naw.
17. Run a red light? If someone was dying in my car, probably.
18. Star in a porn video? nononononono
19. Dye your hair blue? no
20. Be on Survivor? not a chance in hell
21. Wear makeup in public? when forced to
22. Not wear makeup in public? please god, yes.
23. Cheat on a test? Pff.
24. Make someone cry? Sometimes it's unavoidable.
25. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? Whatever.
26. Stay up all night? Like I don't already?