God damn these stupid-ass surveys that just beg for me to take them.
personal...
name: Norah
dob: July 26, 1982
location: next to my computer.
religion: Norism
occupation: Computer lab guru
appearance...
hair: red, despite all the claims that I'm going blonde or am blonde underneath.
eyes: good question. Blue? Green? Somewhere in between?
height: 5'5
style...
clothing: NAKED!
music: Anything but the new Liars album.
make up: What's that?
bodyart: Freckles. Lots of 'em.
right now...
wearing: Guinness pajamas. Yeah, I'm wearing pajamas at 5.45 at night.
listening to: Music, stupidhead.
where are you: Haven't we already gone through this?
who are you with: Bunny.
last thing....
bought: A cheeseburger and onion rings yesterday.
ate & drank: Potato chips
read: That website I linked in my previous entry.
watched on tv: The final episode of Buffy. Again.
said: You know, I couldn't even say. Probably something to Bunny. Maybe to myself.
either/or...
club or house party: Is there even a contest here?
tea or coffee: Don't drink tea. Work in a coffee shop. Take a guess.
achiever or slacker: Total slacker.
beer or cider: BEERY BEER!
drinks or shots: Drinks. Shots and I haven't done well together since I was about eighteen.
cats or dogs: Don't make me choose.
single or taken: Single.
pen or pencil: Pen! Pen! Pen!
gloves or mittens: Gloves. That way I can still smoke.
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: BEER!
hard or mild alcohol: Pfff. This is me you're asking.
matches or a lighter: I'm terrified of matches. Terr-if-ied.
rikki lake or oprah winfrey: Rikki Lake. Oprah can lick my clit.
who do you want to...
kill: I'm to lazy and apathetic to want to kill anyone.
hear from: Jim. I thought he was coming up here for Christmas.
get really wasted with: everyone on new years
look like: early 80s-era Howard Stern
be like: Isn't it okay to be me?
avoid: Frankly, I spend most of my time avoiding most of the world.
kiss: Johnny Depp?
be with: If "be with" means "fuck", then no one. If "be with" means "spend quality time drinking with" then just about everyone.
last person you... and when?
touched: I hugged Josh yesterday when I went home.
talked to: Again, Josh.
hugged: I think we've already gotten this picture.
instant messaged: I dunno. I don't know if I've come off away since I've been back from Ireland.
kissed: Grace, perhaps. I'm not sure. That whole night is incredibly hazy.
who broke your heart: I have no adequately funny response for this.
fought with: Probably my parents. I never fight with anyone other than them.
you talked to on the phone: Dixie!
where do you...
eat: On the street corner.
dance: On the street corner.
cry: On the street corner.
wish you were: On the motherfucking street corner.
have you ever...
dated one of your best friends?: Nope.
loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: Look, I'm weak sometimes. Deal with it.
drank alcohol?: Man, the stories I shouldn't ever tell you.
done drugs?: Man, the stories I shouldn't tell you even more.
broken the law?: You know, there was this time when I was a freshman in college, eighteen years old, and I was walking to a bar with my friends talking about buying shit underage. I didn't start smoking until I was eighteen, so I said I'd never bought anything underage. My friends just stared at me until I realized where we were headed. The point of this story: I'm frighteningly oblivious sometimes.
ran away from home?: Naw, but I helped others do it.
broken a bone?: Never, thank nonexistent god.
cheated on a test?: I was/am/will forever be the master.
skinny dipped?: I grew up on the shores of Lake Michigan. Anyone who didn't skinny dip never really experienced life.
played truth or dare?: Yeah. What a great game.
flashed someone?: My best friend Mary and I used to run down the main streets of Two Rivers flashing random people who drove by.
mooned Someone?: Naw, asses are vulgar.
kissed someone you didn't know?: Come on. This is me we're talking about.
been on a talk show/game show?: I've lowered myself to many things, but not that yet. Give it time.
been in a fight?: Arguments, but not fights.
ridden in a fire truck?: Well, considering I'm terrified of fire, I'm just gonna say no.
been on a plane?: Quite a few of them.
come close to dying?: We'll leave those for when I tell my many drunken stories, few of which are funny. Most of them are kind of tragic.
cheated on your boy/girlfriend?: Let's ask the question that I can answer "many times" to: Ever helped someone cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend? Cuz I'm really open about that one.
gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride?: No. I'm too small to hold people other than children and children are not allowed to touch me. They're gross.
eaten a worm/mud pie?: What? Stupid.
swam in the ocean?: I've been within two feet of it many times but have never touched an ocean. Stupid fish.
had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up?: Yeah.
wanted to die: Who hasn't?
really kissed someone of the same sex: I'm not sure what this means. Does "really kissed" mean with tongues or does it mean "kissed because you wanted them to touch your naughties"? Because those are two very different answers.
relationships and mushy stuff...
girlfriend/boyfriend: No.
when and who was your 1st crush?: His name was RJ. I was three.
what do you first notice about the opposite sex: The eyes. No, that's total bullshit. Not true at all.
your idea of a perfect date: The kind where I get wasted.
how romantic are you?: About as romantic as two bunnies humping.
my ideal guy/girl: Don't have one. Take that, society!
name a moment that you thought was really sweet: When some random dude was cumming all over my face. What? No. That's a lie.
your first kiss: His name was Aaron. It was in tent full of 12 year old girls. I was 16. Oh, the joys of not having many boys find you attractive until college.
do you have a crush: Good question. Ask someone else.
how long was your longest relationship: 2 years. It started when I was three and he was four. (With the same boy I first had a crush on.) We used to sneak out of class to the trampoline. He even gave me a ring - not just a ring, a Thundercats ring. It ended when I cheated on him with John Cashman.
what is...
the most embarrassing cd in your collection?: Spice Girls
your bedroom like?: It's got clothes and a bed and shit. Also, a poster of Bowie's face so I can see something perfect when I wake up every day.
your favorite thing for breakfast?: Booze.
your favorite thing for lunch?: cheeseburgers
your favorite thing for dinner?: cheeseburgers
your favorite restaurant?: Bayview Family Restaurant, Harry's and this place in Two Rivers called Machut's that has the best fried chicken EVER.
future...
what day is it tomorrow?: Monday.
what are you going to do after this?: Call people. I feel like boozin' it up now.
who are you going to talk to?: Whoever I decide to call.
where are you going to go?: Boozin', hopefully. Haven't you been reading?
how old will you be when you graduate?: Good question. Ask someone else.
what do you wanna be?: A writer, though I would settle for whore.
what is one of your dreams?: I dunno. Doing something spectacular that affects peoples' lives positively.
are you...
a vegetarian?: Cheeeeeeseburgers.
a good student: Not even close.
good at wake boarding/snow boarding: I care.
a good singer?: No. In fact, I'm quite awful at it.
a good actor/actress?: As a kid I was good. The older I got the worse I got.
a deep sleeper?: Maybe. I don't know.
a good dancer?: I'm comically bad. I like that.
shy?: Incredibly shy a lot of the time.
outgoing?: The more shy I feel, the more outgoing I become. What the hell?
a good storyteller?: Not even remotely. I write because I can't speak.
last words?: This was less fun than I anticipated. I'm sorry.
name: Norah
dob: July 26, 1982
location: next to my computer.
religion: Norism
occupation: Computer lab guru
appearance...
hair: red, despite all the claims that I'm going blonde or am blonde underneath.
eyes: good question. Blue? Green? Somewhere in between?
height: 5'5
style...
clothing: NAKED!
music: Anything but the new Liars album.
make up: What's that?
bodyart: Freckles. Lots of 'em.
right now...
wearing: Guinness pajamas. Yeah, I'm wearing pajamas at 5.45 at night.
listening to: Music, stupidhead.
where are you: Haven't we already gone through this?
who are you with: Bunny.
last thing....
bought: A cheeseburger and onion rings yesterday.
ate & drank: Potato chips
read: That website I linked in my previous entry.
watched on tv: The final episode of Buffy. Again.
said: You know, I couldn't even say. Probably something to Bunny. Maybe to myself.
either/or...
club or house party: Is there even a contest here?
tea or coffee: Don't drink tea. Work in a coffee shop. Take a guess.
achiever or slacker: Total slacker.
beer or cider: BEERY BEER!
drinks or shots: Drinks. Shots and I haven't done well together since I was about eighteen.
cats or dogs: Don't make me choose.
single or taken: Single.
pen or pencil: Pen! Pen! Pen!
gloves or mittens: Gloves. That way I can still smoke.
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: BEER!
hard or mild alcohol: Pfff. This is me you're asking.
matches or a lighter: I'm terrified of matches. Terr-if-ied.
rikki lake or oprah winfrey: Rikki Lake. Oprah can lick my clit.
who do you want to...
kill: I'm to lazy and apathetic to want to kill anyone.
hear from: Jim. I thought he was coming up here for Christmas.
get really wasted with: everyone on new years
look like: early 80s-era Howard Stern
be like: Isn't it okay to be me?
avoid: Frankly, I spend most of my time avoiding most of the world.
kiss: Johnny Depp?
be with: If "be with" means "fuck", then no one. If "be with" means "spend quality time drinking with" then just about everyone.
last person you... and when?
touched: I hugged Josh yesterday when I went home.
talked to: Again, Josh.
hugged: I think we've already gotten this picture.
instant messaged: I dunno. I don't know if I've come off away since I've been back from Ireland.
kissed: Grace, perhaps. I'm not sure. That whole night is incredibly hazy.
who broke your heart: I have no adequately funny response for this.
fought with: Probably my parents. I never fight with anyone other than them.
you talked to on the phone: Dixie!
where do you...
eat: On the street corner.
dance: On the street corner.
cry: On the street corner.
wish you were: On the motherfucking street corner.
have you ever...
dated one of your best friends?: Nope.
loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: Look, I'm weak sometimes. Deal with it.
drank alcohol?: Man, the stories I shouldn't ever tell you.
done drugs?: Man, the stories I shouldn't tell you even more.
broken the law?: You know, there was this time when I was a freshman in college, eighteen years old, and I was walking to a bar with my friends talking about buying shit underage. I didn't start smoking until I was eighteen, so I said I'd never bought anything underage. My friends just stared at me until I realized where we were headed. The point of this story: I'm frighteningly oblivious sometimes.
ran away from home?: Naw, but I helped others do it.
broken a bone?: Never, thank nonexistent god.
cheated on a test?: I was/am/will forever be the master.
skinny dipped?: I grew up on the shores of Lake Michigan. Anyone who didn't skinny dip never really experienced life.
played truth or dare?: Yeah. What a great game.
flashed someone?: My best friend Mary and I used to run down the main streets of Two Rivers flashing random people who drove by.
mooned Someone?: Naw, asses are vulgar.
kissed someone you didn't know?: Come on. This is me we're talking about.
been on a talk show/game show?: I've lowered myself to many things, but not that yet. Give it time.
been in a fight?: Arguments, but not fights.
ridden in a fire truck?: Well, considering I'm terrified of fire, I'm just gonna say no.
been on a plane?: Quite a few of them.
come close to dying?: We'll leave those for when I tell my many drunken stories, few of which are funny. Most of them are kind of tragic.
cheated on your boy/girlfriend?: Let's ask the question that I can answer "many times" to: Ever helped someone cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend? Cuz I'm really open about that one.
gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride?: No. I'm too small to hold people other than children and children are not allowed to touch me. They're gross.
eaten a worm/mud pie?: What? Stupid.
swam in the ocean?: I've been within two feet of it many times but have never touched an ocean. Stupid fish.
had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up?: Yeah.
wanted to die: Who hasn't?
really kissed someone of the same sex: I'm not sure what this means. Does "really kissed" mean with tongues or does it mean "kissed because you wanted them to touch your naughties"? Because those are two very different answers.
relationships and mushy stuff...
girlfriend/boyfriend: No.
when and who was your 1st crush?: His name was RJ. I was three.
what do you first notice about the opposite sex: The eyes. No, that's total bullshit. Not true at all.
your idea of a perfect date: The kind where I get wasted.
how romantic are you?: About as romantic as two bunnies humping.
my ideal guy/girl: Don't have one. Take that, society!
name a moment that you thought was really sweet: When some random dude was cumming all over my face. What? No. That's a lie.
your first kiss: His name was Aaron. It was in tent full of 12 year old girls. I was 16. Oh, the joys of not having many boys find you attractive until college.
do you have a crush: Good question. Ask someone else.
how long was your longest relationship: 2 years. It started when I was three and he was four. (With the same boy I first had a crush on.) We used to sneak out of class to the trampoline. He even gave me a ring - not just a ring, a Thundercats ring. It ended when I cheated on him with John Cashman.
what is...
the most embarrassing cd in your collection?: Spice Girls
your bedroom like?: It's got clothes and a bed and shit. Also, a poster of Bowie's face so I can see something perfect when I wake up every day.
your favorite thing for breakfast?: Booze.
your favorite thing for lunch?: cheeseburgers
your favorite thing for dinner?: cheeseburgers
your favorite restaurant?: Bayview Family Restaurant, Harry's and this place in Two Rivers called Machut's that has the best fried chicken EVER.
future...
what day is it tomorrow?: Monday.
what are you going to do after this?: Call people. I feel like boozin' it up now.
who are you going to talk to?: Whoever I decide to call.
where are you going to go?: Boozin', hopefully. Haven't you been reading?
how old will you be when you graduate?: Good question. Ask someone else.
what do you wanna be?: A writer, though I would settle for whore.
what is one of your dreams?: I dunno. Doing something spectacular that affects peoples' lives positively.
are you...
a vegetarian?: Cheeeeeeseburgers.
a good student: Not even close.
good at wake boarding/snow boarding: I care.
a good singer?: No. In fact, I'm quite awful at it.
a good actor/actress?: As a kid I was good. The older I got the worse I got.
a deep sleeper?: Maybe. I don't know.
a good dancer?: I'm comically bad. I like that.
shy?: Incredibly shy a lot of the time.
outgoing?: The more shy I feel, the more outgoing I become. What the hell?
a good storyteller?: Not even remotely. I write because I can't speak.
last words?: This was less fun than I anticipated. I'm sorry.