1 - it's tough to decide whether to sit on this increasingly uncomfortable stool, or to just stand. What should I do?
Grab the chair next to me. It looks far softer than your stool. And it has arms.
2 - Angelina Jolie's lips, they're just unnatural, right?
Dude, they're just creepy. They make it so hard to find her attractive. Hard, but not impossible.
3 - The turkey burgers didn't taste like real burgers cos I didn't burn them
enough. Comments?
No. I know burgers, and they were not normal. Too...spicy, maybe. They were just off and a bit unsettling because of that. It was like eating tofu. They should be great, but it's just weird.
4 - Estimate the number of beer stains on your carpet.
7? Most of them are not beer stains. There's a red wine stain from Saara. There's a wet ash stain from this week when I accidentally knocked over a full ash tray and broke a glass of water.
5 - When are we gonna spend a day getting drunk together? And when I say day, I mean WHOLE DAY.
Very soon. VERY soon. Woot.
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