On my lap. My LAP.

[norahrose]

I think some of us learned something important last night. I learned not to trust Jessie when she says "Hey Norah, wanna play a game?" Jessie learned not to EVER EVER EVER pour straight liquor into my mouth

Comments

[grotzoro]

"Can I have some napkins?" - Norah

[caitriona80]

I've puked in many places. Never in my lap. Or yours. Lucky, I say.

[mandroid2000]

I have previously puked on my own lap, my best friend's lap, a newly-acquired friend's head, and my crush's car, all simultaneously. My vomit has a funny way about it.

[norahrose]

You have a talent.

[blchandler]

Does the bottle-drinking induced nudity come from drinking out of any bottle? Like, say you had a Pepsi in your hand right now. Does that mean you'll be gettin nekkid any minnit? Will there be photos posted with a link from here? Am I sounding like a dirty old man? I'm really not. I just like the idea of someone drinking out of any bottle and then, after one single swig, they commence the nudity.

[norahrose]

You're lucky I don't have any bottles in my apartment right now. I'd be nekkid and taking pictures any minute. Now you know why I get pitchers or glasses when I'm out at night. One of these times when we're out, I'm gonna forget and bam! I'll be naked. It's scary.

i saw a horse once.

[anonymous]

all i understood was...you drink and get naked. sweet.

-L