I find that loudly blasting polka music in retaliation usually shuts my neighbours up nicely. I lived next to two West African men in D.C., and they liked to cook something with a most foul and invasive stench every evening and then listen to West African music until all hours. I tried everything: pounding on the walls, playing 80's metal ballads, screaming...
One day I pulled out an Alvin Styczynski album, and I let that motherfucker rip. I played side one at maximum volume. They shut up before I could subject them to side two, and they were never loud again. They did, however, continue cooking dinners that smelled like ass.
Seriously, imagining you barking at a wall is cute. I think I just find it cute when you do anything. I'm preposterously easy to please. We should probably get married. ~Mr. Broom
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One day I pulled out an Alvin Styczynski album, and I let that motherfucker rip. I played side one at maximum volume. They shut up before I could subject them to side two, and they were never loud again. They did, however, continue cooking dinners that smelled like ass.
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Wait, do I own any polka? Time to start downloading.
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I think I just find it cute when you do anything.
I'm preposterously easy to please.
We should probably get married.
~Mr. Broom
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