On a pony she named wildfire... Bah!

[norathedestroya]

Woke up to wonderful text messeges and my mom blasting

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[slowmotioncrash]

Happy Birthday, my dearest friend! I would send you a million cookies, had I enough money for such endeavors.

[norathedestroya]

Dang it Claudia, why dont you live here now!!!
I love you still dont get me wrong. But the distance is killing me. *tear.

Thanks for the b-day wish.

[slowmotioncrash]

I don't live there now because there's this thing I signed up for, called "Sacrifice Five More Years of Your Life And End in Tremendous Debt."

Yeah, I should've read the small print more clearly, I think. Oh yeah, sorry I didn't wave back on Sunday when I drove by. It took me a few minutes to register that it was you. I was like, "OH! Nora! Delayed reaction! Bye!"

[norathedestroya]

I figured you wouldnt recognize me till you saw my rear.

Of the car that is.
Cuz of my fairy.
The rear?
Of my car?
Nothing?