Comments | noratheunicorn: Everyone else has them. I want one too.

noratheunicorn

Everyone else has them. I want one too.

Jul 22, 2005 01:45

For general amusement, I'm going to do one of those anonymous comment things. You can leave a comment of whatever you want, as long as you don't give away who you are. Come on, it'll be great. The theme will be...confessions. Go to it.

Comments 11

anonymous July 22 2005, 08:49:54 UTC

I took a huge, creamy dump under your bed.

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noratheunicorn July 22 2005, 20:15:26 UTC

People in general or just you specifically?

monoboy July 23 2005, 00:35:16 UTC

Use a proxy. Then it'll look like your posting from some South American country and she'll never know who you are.

noratheunicorn July 23 2005, 04:10:20 UTC

Guys, I'm DENSE. I'll never figure out who you are if you post anonymously. I can't even comprehend what an ip logger or a proxy are.

Thread 6

anonymous July 22 2005, 18:33:08 UTC

I owe you.

And we need to hang out more.

And you are my friend.

And I've changed my crush.

This one time anonymous July 22 2005, 20:39:57 UTC

This one time I was dreaming that I was flying and started getting really sick, like airsick but I was not in a plane, I was just flying by myself. Then I started vomiting all over the place. It was splattering on people's heads and everything. Gross. Everybody who didn't get splattered on soon wished they had because everybody I saw that didn't have dried bile on the top of their heads got swooped down upon and had their spleen ripped out by the crab like pincers I had on my hands. Then as I was flying I ran into the twin towers in New York, and my body exploded into a million pieces killing thousands of people in the buildings and on the ground. When I woke up in a cold sweat, I turned on the television to calm myself down, but it just happened to be the morning of 9/11/2001. I ended up seeing footage of the twin towers getting flown into by terrorists, which was strangly similar to what I had just seen moments before in my dream. Wierdest thing ever.

anonymous July 22 2005, 21:25:23 UTC

I had a dream last night that my family and their friends had some sort of suicide party and they took these pill that killed them within a week. The sad part is I only cared that they made my brother take them because he didn't have a choice.

After they died I took their cars and drove them everywhere, I also pawned everything in the house.

Then I contemplated living with my dad, but I was like
F THAT.

end of story.

ps. anonymous July 22 2005, 21:26:57 UTC

They tried to get me to do it.
But obviously I'm not a dumbass.