that wig

[noratheunicorn]

I sold that unicorn wig to a lesbian latina burlesque stripper named Sandranita and she is going to use it for an act with something about a white pvc suit with a ripaway bra and she's going to make a unicorn tail and wear a pony gag thing. She told me something about a past performance where she finger-fucks a unicorn pinata, so this should be

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[kelpgarden]

I think I must have been inspired by your beautiful wig! I've always painted unicorn girls but they just got wild and sexy.

Hey, why does Luke's little brother, Ian, have you on his top eight on MySpace? Do you know that little shit?