1. Don't go to New York for coffee.
2. In the unlikely chance that you do go to New York, stay away from New York City.
3. There is nothing in the universe besides New York City.
4. Beware of wild mountain ass men.
5. Do not bite a girls ass in CONNECTICUT. (Save this for Massachusetts)
6. There is no North, East, or West. There is only South 95.
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