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[normal_anomaly]

YES! Finally, exams are over! Now I can finally spend some time relaxing without some assignment or test hanging over my --

...Huh? Oh, hey, I have mail today.

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this might take awhile to finish but this post was begging for a shion

[badend_yandere]

What exactly do you mean when you say 'nether region?'

Technically that was part of his internal monlogue but I'll roll with it for that sentence

[normal_anomaly]

What are you talking about?

Crap. I wasn't muttering under my breath this time, was I?

ahh I missed the private part @A@ I'm so sorry this is what happens when you spend all day studying

[badend_yandere]

You're the one that said it.

Don't worry, I can roll with it no sweat.

[normal_anomaly]

When did I say that? I don't remember saying that.

[perfektsymmetry]

I've had one since I got here, myself. It's pretty easy, really! And you get some spending money out of it.

[normal_anomaly]

The problem here is that I'm not a morning person.

[perfektsymmetry]

Oh. I'm sort of an… all-day person so I never really thought about it. Hmm. Well, you could wake up, do it, and go back to bed… or, pay someone else to do it. Not sure if that would get you droned or not, but as long as it gets done you should be okay.

If you want, we can do ours together. Might be easier if you have some company.

[normal_anomaly]

Paying someone to do my job kind of defeats the purpose of having it, though.

Anyway, I'll...see what my route is like first. If I can't handle it, I may take you up on that offer.

[bogusmagicker]

. . . . . . Good luck.

[normal_anomaly]

...Er...thanks?

She's not going to say much else about this, is she?

[bogusmagicker]

. . . . I can wake you if you desire.

[normal_anomaly]

No, it's okay. I'll just use my alarm.

[pantyflash_vamp]

If you didn't want to be a paperboy, you shouldn't have applied for the job to begin with.

((Guess who's new to Mayfield))

[normal_anomaly]

...Are you new here, by any chance?

[pantyflash_vamp]

... yes.

...

Let me guess: Mayfield forces jobs on you?

[normal_anomaly]

Exactly.

[passes_out]

Ah, you are the new paper boy. Please unsure that when you toss the paper that you do not my roses. The thorns tend to stick on the paper and rip it. Simply toss it on the drive and I shall retrieve it. I am generally up before dawn through habit.

[That and he likes the quiet in the morning. Waking up to noise makes him a bit cranky.]

[normal_anomaly]

Um...okay, I'll keep that in mind.

Stuffy guy.

[passes_out]

Thank you. I assume that you will be working with Crowe?

[normal_anomaly]

Crowe?

Please tell me that that's the name of the guy I was talking to before and that I'm not going to be riding an oversized crow while I work.