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[normal_anomaly]

[The phone just so happens to be left off the hook while Kyon finds mail addressed to him...]

Mail for me?

...University? I don't remember applying to a university...

[The sound of tearing paper can be heard as Kyon opens the envelope."Dear applicant

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[pantyflash_vamp]

I'd think that the rejection of your application would be the least of your worries right now.

[normal_anomaly]

Who said I was worried?

[pantyflash_vamp]

Well, you seemed worried enough to read it out loud to the whole town, anyway~

[normal_anomaly]

What--

...Ah, dammit, who left the phone off the hook?!

[anybodywitheyes]

So you didn't get in to a university you didn't apply for? Say it's not so.

[normal_anomaly]

Looks that way.

[likeahex]

[Your new not!mom is glancing over you shoulder.]

Didn't think they had universities here.

[normal_anomaly]

[Kyon jumps slightly, not having realized he had someone behind him. He recovers quickly, though.]

I've been here 16 months and haven't seen one.

[likeahex]

16 months?

And no ones figured a way out of here?

[normal_anomaly]

People get permanently brainwashed too often.

[tuna_surprise]

[There's a knock at his door. A certain island nation is still going door to door to complete her job.]

[normal_anomaly]

[Kyon opens the door.]

Yes?

[tuna_surprise]

Hi!

Umm.... This is gonna sound kind of strange, but do you mind if I rotate the toilet paper in your bathroom?

[normal_anomaly]

...What?

[onlyeverabackup]

What a pity.

[normal_anomaly]

I'm having a hard time believing this isn't some silly prank.

[onlyeverabackup]

There's certainly a high probability.

[normal_anomaly]

I mean, "admissions exams are biased in favor of intellectuals?" Isn't college FOR intellectuals?