[ Accidental Audio] [Action] for Violet

[normalcool]

[ Zenkichi is sitting in the Violet City pokémon center (and sitting on his pokégear) - kind of curious about how fast it was to get here, but mostly he's too busy trying not to show how happy he is with his new pokémon team, all of them are in their pokéballs sitting on the seat beside their trainer. All this excitment is enough to make him forget

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[Action]

[asspull]

[ Behind you now.

Sup? ]

Doesn't RED lose at the end of Pokémon Silver?

[Action]

[normalcool]

[ Oh. God. What. The. ASfsdfasdfadsfas.

Hand shot out in fear, pokéballs scattered everywhere. FML ]

M-Munakata-senpai!!

[Action] like my love for you

[asspull]

[ What's with that reaction. Jeez.]

You dropped your poké balls, Hitoyoshi-kun.

[Action] is forever? Or something?

[normalcool]

[ Minus on the loose. Still shaken up a little dammit. Why weren't you jingle jangling? ]

Well RED lost and that's why I'm the new RED. I wonder if I can find a warm coat. What are you doing here, though?

[akune_kouki]

[ And your favourite superior will just swan over to you now.

With this behind him.

Good times. ]

Yo, Hitoyoshi-kun. When did you get here?

[normalcool]

[ Pointing at you. Pointing at you so much ]

When did you get here?!

[akune_kouki]

It must have been last night. I was watching Pokémon before bed.

[normalcool]

Hey Akune-senpai aren't you a little bit old for a kids cartoon?

Wait... shouldn't you have been training instead of watching pokémon?!

ACTION;

[nicepartner]

[Look, it's Red's clone!]

But Mount Silver's all the way in Kanto, though...

ACTION;

[normalcool]

[ ffff ]

Is uh... what? Are you real?

ACTION;

[nicepartner]

...of course I am?

ACTION;

[normalcool]

It's just that, well, I watched your show sometimes when I was a little kid.

I never thought I'd get to meet you, you know?

[action]

[injectmisery]

*Chillin' nearby, a Chansey at her side.*

Ah, look at you. Forging your way to the Pokémon League with the most basic team imaginable. That's way too boring, Hitoyoshi.

[action]

[normalcool]

[ Blink blink ]

It's the line up of a champion, it's cool.

And anyway, you're the one with a normal type aren't you?

[action]

[injectmisery]

It's the line up of guy who's going to get to the top with zero effort.

What's wrong with a normal type in Pokémon? It's not like they have any weaknesses aside from Fighting. Besides, I have a two more on me. This one just insisted on following me around.

[action]

[normalcool]

I guess that would be pretty boring. What else have you got? I used to have an Igglybuff before now.

[ Hmm ]

How can I make my team less boring?

[action]

[notdeadfish]

Oh? But have you raised them to LVL 100 yet, Zenkichi-kun?

[ This first-class perv is standing nearby, a Kirlia at his side. ]

[action]

[normalcool]

Well I only just got them so I haven't gotten them to le--

[ wait ]

What the hell are you doing here?!

[action]

[notdeadfish]

To be honest, I don't really know . . .

But there is one thing I'm sure of: with my help, your entire team will be max-leveled in no time!

. . . Just like this cute little Kirlia-chan over here. ☆

[ He gives the loli-esque creature a pat on the head. ]

[action]

[normalcool]

That would be so cool! I take it you already know about the guys from class Minus 13 that are here?

That must be why you're going to train me until my pokémon are awesome, right?