ugh.

[normalskeptic]

So, despite two straight hours of cursing, threats, debating, and coercing, Haruhi wound up one way or another, painting me green and forcing me to stand outside of our new ship which has for whatever reason, been outfitted with exactly what she wanted screaming out to the ocean. Before you ask, no, I haven't lost my mind yet. At the least, I was

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[flatlikeawall]

Was your hair green?

[normalskeptic]

No, thank god.

[flatlikeawall]

Too bad. I could have gotten you a job.

[normalskeptic]

...a job doing what?

[teatime_bitch]

How long where you out there?

[normalskeptic]

I lost track after a while.

[teatime_bitch]

I'm...terribly sorry, mate.

[normalskeptic]

The only way this could be worse would be if we were headed to another Winter Island, so I'm at least grateful for that.

[bakudan_shounen]

Why green?

[normalskeptic]

I don't know, I guess she figured it was a bright enough color.

[witch_ofthewest]

Painting you green? Oh my.

[normalskeptic]

...shocking, isn't it?

[witch_ofthewest]

Why ever would she do that?

[normalskeptic]

Advertising. I'm guessing she wants me to look like an alien, or a male witch.

[history_pirate]

What sort of paint?