An Obvious Choice

[normandy6644]

My friends and I were having a rather deep discussion on the nature of Islam and their version of life after death by suicide when I came to the conclusion that, while there may or may not be 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven when you die, there are totally beer and hookers down here right now.

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More Obvious Question

[anonymous]

Have you never questioned the fact that it never states whether these virgins are male or female?

Re: More Obvious Question

[normandy6644]

It doesn't matter. If it's 72 female virgins, then game on. If it's 72 male virgins, I assert my alpha male dominance over them, point, laugh, and make them my slaves, forcing them to go find me hot Heaven chicks. Actually I'm not sure which of these outcomes is cooler.