Wow, this is embarrassing...

[normative_jean]

Since everyone else is doing this and I'm being threatened by certain PEOPLE, have a meme! This makes me sadder than I care to think about looking at all my unfinished fics. The worst part is that this is just a sample of what's lying around.

The WIP meme: post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context

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[empressearwig]

OMG YAY!!!!!

Please tell me that one of these is from a Chaos Theory update, even if it never sees the light of day I will feel better knowing that it is in existence.

And is #9 from a Replicator!Elizabeth fic?!!?! How did I not know that existed?!

And ten intrigues me on all sorts of levels. Though I fear where it would actually go.

I have actually written some stuff today, so I may have an update of my own for you to read later tonight. We'll see how my concentration level does. Sleeping till 11 didn't really help, lol.

[normative_jean]

Hee! I seriously got so depressed doing this. Although it did make me want to finish things, even if I never do.

One of them is from the next Chaos Theory chapter (which is actually like half-written, I just need to get off my ass and finish it...), and one of them is from a future chapter of the Nurses Ball fic. I know, right? It's like I used to write GH fic or something.

#9 is not from replicator!Elizabeth fic. Ascended!Elizabeth fic, however... I have like 10 pages written and another 10 or so of notes. Should I be sending you them? *g*

#10 invokes fear in me too, but that's because I know the fic it's from and it makes me go "OMG *shakes*" every time I think about it, lol.

Yay! Send me updates! I'm gonna be making grabby-hands until you do.

[empressearwig]

I know, right? There's a bunch of broadway rpf stuff I didn't even include, because it's never getting finished or posted, so I didn't want to open myself up to the impulse to finish. Because it is not happening.

SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!! That seriously makes my day.

Oooh. That might be even more awesome, honestly. And yes! Send them to me immediately! (Look, just because I hate Mallozzi, doesn't mean I don't still love John/Elizabeth AND Joe/Torri. Because I'll always love them. Bastards.)

You're not helping!

Hee, I'll send you a partial update now. It's actually at a stopping place, so if I don't get anything else finished today (800 words isn't bad, right?), at least this update will make sense.

[normative_jean]

Oh god, the sheer tonnage of what I have on my computer that I know I'll never finish (and I found some trippy shit on my computer, like, WOW BRAIN) makes me sad. This is barely a fraction of what I've got.

LOL, mine too! Between this and moving all my fics to the new journal, it almost inspires me or something... *headdesk*

Will do! How did you not know about this fic? I devoted a lot of brain power to it over the last couple years.

Yay! I take any and all updates you send me, even though I still know nothing about these kids and certainly don't care about most of them. Such is the power of an awesome writer.

OMG your icon! Hey, so, um...do you think you could make me up a primer for the Disney World performance? Like, who from Idol was there, confirmed sightings around the park, timeline on how long everyone was there. I need to know for...reasons.

[sugarpromises]

OMG! I desperately need #10 to exist immediately.

That and #1, because I know what that's from...

[normative_jean]

I feel so bad! One of these is actually from that fic I started writing for your birthday a few, um, years ago. Sorry?

#10 is so far outside of canon at this point it's not even funny. Well, it is funny, because it's from a fic where Patrick acts like an ass a lot, so this line was sort of justified. But I actually wrote out part of the scene it's from, and ohmygod, I hurt thinking about it.

I hate you all for making #1 the most likely to be finished first. I want my brain back!

[sugarpromises]

Haha I knew it!! Number 6, right? Right? *bounces up and down*

One of mine was from Devils & Dust, 5 chapters after the last update. Nobody caught it, which I'm glad for, but it makes me sad that Ive forgotten all about it.

You know me, I love good angst. And #10 is GOODANGST. What I'm curious about is who's the one telling him this? Maybe you should just send me the scene??

And yay for #1 being finished first! You'll get your brain back once it's posted. Of course, until something else snatches it with insanity.

[empressearwig]

If she gets to see the scene, I get to see the scene!

I am just saying!!!

(Unless it's going to make me cry in ragey ways. Then don't send it to me.)

[nyoka]

KRADAM

KRADAM

KRADAM.

*cough*

Obviously I have needs. *smishes you*

[normative_jean]

Haha, don't worry, your needs and my (brain's) needs seem to be coinciding at the moment. I'm in the process of editing a completed Kradam fic. *bites nails* OMG, so nervous about entering this fandom! And why can I never write anything except BFF-ness?!

Oh, and since you know these people, I probably owe you an advance apology too, in case I actually finish the Danny Gokey fic. Yeah, I don't know either.

[lapiccolina]

Awwww, thanks for the shoutout? LOL.

Clearly 6 intrigues me. 10 scares me. :cowers in fear: It better end WELL. Hmph.

1 = HEE!

[normative_jean]

I just feel so bad that I'm being consumed by a fandom that you only know peripherally! Consider it a thank you for going along with my insanity, lol. *hugs* And I don't want to lose touch with Scrubs, so this really is win-win.

Don't worry, except for that one Secret Santa fic, everything has a happy ending in my head. And FYI, 1, 6, and 10 aren't the only Scrubs/GH fics up there...

If #1 gets too cracktastic to read, I'm blaming you!

[lapiccolina]

Why on earth are you blaming me?!?

Basically finish everything so I can READ everything. =P HAHA! XD

Sigh, that one SS fic depressed me thoroughly.

P.S. I want on in sneak peaks! =P