Another Zingled thing.

May 10, 2011 07:45

Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: sup
▲: Hi.
▼: whoa i see punctuation and everything
▼: jackpot
▲: Why jackpot?
▼: because this means im talking to someone who gives a shit about the way they type
▲: Your standards are quite high for those that use the internet.
▲: I suppose I should be glad I fulfill this rare expectation.
▼: rose is that you
▲: Oh no. My charade has been discovered. Whatever will become of me?
▼: im pretty sure now you need to swoon like you legit have to swoon or else youll be struck down by the strider gods
▼: and here i was hoping youd be one of those ocd freaks
▼: wincing every time i forgot to punctuate my sentences
▼: damn
▲: I have grown quite used to it at this point.
▲: Is that what you desire?
▲: This wanton lust for someone to tell you how wrong you are for poor sentence structure?
▼: dude rose i think you missed the mark by a continent like thats how off you are
▼: i dont want someone to tell me im wrong fuck that
▼: i want to get under your skin i want to see that small tick on your face every time i deliberately leave out my apostrophes so that contractions will look all wrong
▼: like whore
▲: That is just a tragic byproduct of your typing choice.
▼: oh hey you just typoed magic as in my typing is magical
▼: just thought you should know
▼: my civil duty to tell you when youre wrong and everything
▲: Your ego knows no bounds.
▼: there is no bound for it to know
▲: There should be.
▲: We have enough overgrown monsters to deal with.
▼: you being one of them thanks for going grimdark sadmope that one time it really helped everything and that gibberish cocktalk was icing on the cake even
▲: I'm flattered, Dave. It is great to know your opinion of me is so appealing.
▼: you know it sis youre like the spider no ones really sure if they want in the house but you eat all the bugs to earn your keep so meh lets not kill you off yet
▼: i just keep piling on the compliments i know
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