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[norolinde]

Woah woah woah woah woah BACK UP. I don't recall reading a "me needing to get married to anybody who knocks me up" clause when you adopted me, NewDaddy. And I *did* tell you I was married already. And you *did* mention it yourself when you announced our adoptions

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This is for your own good

[tarannon]

I love you, Princess, but there are limits. If you've offed yourself when I get back, I'm picking out a new daughter.

And bah, the old husband doesn't count. I'm going to count to ten, and if he doesn't show up and treat you right I'm annulling his worthless carcass. As rightful king of Gondor, I can do that.

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[norolinde]

NEWDADDY!!!

What if I don't want to marry Gorlim?

Then he at least has to pay alimony.

[tarannon]

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[norolinde]

And what happens if my husband, the one I'm still married to, comes back and starts a big war and we all die?

That would be bad for your reputation as a kind and loving king. And I might angst.