And this is why John has my <3, at the end of the day. ;)
I was talking with my baby Quorin and I asked him to kill me and since he wouldn't do that I asked him to speed up my pregnancy and I think he did. o.o
Noroline: Okay . . . do *you* understand morse code, then?
Quorin: Yes.
Norolinde: ::cute look:: Will you listen to your siblings and tell me if they're saying anything, then?
Quorin: Okay... *listens*
Quorin: They want some junk food.
Norolinde: o.o Like what?
Quorin: *listens carefully*
Quorin: Cheese doodles and a hamburger.
Norolinde: Okay. Is that all they're saying?
Quorin: Oh and that they want to chew their way out of you.
Norolinde: ::staggers::
Norolinde: Really? ::sniffles::
Quorin: Yes. It sounds messy.
Norolinde: Can't they wait eight more months?!?
Quorin: And they're talking about devouring the souls of the wicked.
Norolinde: ::has a panic attack::
talesaven: noro: do something!!
Quorin: Oh wait. Misheard.
Quorin: They meant they want you to play some classical music for them.
Norolinde: ::weeps and clings to quorin:: That's not funny.
Quorin: Eheheheh.
Norolinde: It's not! It makes mommy suicidal. ;_;
Quorin: O_O
Norolinde: ::sniffles:: Have anything sharp and pointy?
Quorin. No.
Norolinde: Will you kill me? ::cute look::
Quorin: NO.
Norolinde: Darnit. ;_; ::lightbulb:: Can you speed me up?
Quorin: Okay.
Norolinde: o.o Really?
Quorin: *waves hands*
Norolinde: o.o What'd you do?
Quorin: Sped you up.
Norolinde: Sped what part of me up?
Norolinde: . . . Quorin?
Quorin: *zoned out*
Norolinde: QUORIN??? Quorin? ::waves her hand in front of his face frantically:: Baby?
Norolinde: Quorin? ::starts to cry::
Quorin: @_@
Norolinde: Quorin, did I hurt you? What part of me did you speed up? ::shakes his shoulders lightly::
Norolinde: Quooooooorin. ::pushes him into a seat and goes to find something pointy::
Quorin: *falls asleep*
Norolinde: ::pushes his hair out of his face gently and kisses him on his forehead:: ;_;
But it kind of made him unconscious and now I can't ask him how much longer I have. What's it they tell pregnant women to do? Hee hee hooooooooooooooooh Eru I need to freak out now. ::clutches her stomach and panics quietly::
Noroline: Okay . . . do *you* understand morse code, then?
Quorin: Yes.
Norolinde: ::cute look:: Will you listen to your siblings and tell me if they're saying anything, then?
Quorin: Okay... *listens*
Quorin: They want some junk food.
Norolinde: o.o Like what?
Quorin: *listens carefully*
Quorin: Cheese doodles and a hamburger.
Norolinde: Okay. Is that all they're saying?
Quorin: Oh and that they want to chew their way out of you.
Norolinde: ::staggers::
Norolinde: Really? ::sniffles::
Quorin: Yes. It sounds messy.
Norolinde: Can't they wait eight more months?!?
Quorin: And they're talking about devouring the souls of the wicked.
Norolinde: ::has a panic attack::
talesaven: noro: do something!!
Quorin: Oh wait. Misheard.
Quorin: They meant they want you to play some classical music for them.
Norolinde: ::weeps and clings to quorin:: That's not funny.
Quorin: Eheheheh.
Norolinde: It's not! It makes mommy suicidal. ;_;
Quorin: O_O
Norolinde: ::sniffles:: Have anything sharp and pointy?
Quorin. No.
Norolinde: Will you kill me? ::cute look::
Quorin: NO.
Norolinde: Darnit. ;_; ::lightbulb:: Can you speed me up?
Quorin: Okay.
Norolinde: o.o Really?
Quorin: *waves hands*
Norolinde: o.o What'd you do?
Quorin: Sped you up.
Norolinde: Sped what part of me up?
Norolinde: . . . Quorin?
Quorin: *zoned out*
Norolinde: QUORIN??? Quorin? ::waves her hand in front of his face frantically:: Baby?
Norolinde: Quorin? ::starts to cry::
Quorin: @_@
Norolinde: Quorin, did I hurt you? What part of me did you speed up? ::shakes his shoulders lightly::
Norolinde: Quooooooorin. ::pushes him into a seat and goes to find something pointy::
Quorin: *falls asleep*
Norolinde: ::pushes his hair out of his face gently and kisses him on his forehead:: ;_;
But it kind of made him unconscious and now I can't ask him how much longer I have. What's it they tell pregnant women to do? Hee hee hooooooooooooooooh Eru I need to freak out now. ::clutches her stomach and panics quietly::