Thank god for MySpace. As lame as that sounds, I'll say it. Because without it I never would have found out that my crush with the alliterative name is now single. SINGLE!!! Had I known this when I was at her show on Sunday I would have said something. Looks like I need to set up that lunch date....

Seriously folks, I need someone to theorize with me about Lost, or I will explode.

http://www.columbinegame.com/

Honestly, I don't understand how this helps people deal with anything. It just makes my job as a purveyor of the first amendment that much more difficult.

Best Birthday Ever.

....I am 24. Every year around this time my parents ask me the same question: Do you feel any older? Since I am an ageist (and a hypocritical one at that) I tend to associate the idea of feeling older as "wearing down" or "being burdened by life" and so my gut reaction is No. I don't feel older. I feel like the same old me ( Read more... )

If you drink and drive on the island... you get shot. End of story.

Seriously guys.... what the fuck?

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14274

One of the guys in my office keeps calling me an "old soul". He's a fifty-something guy with grey hair who used to do a lot of pot and is now big into Buddhism. This same guy also preaches the gospel according to George Harrison... but I'm  the old soul.  This just proves the point that I need to have more fun with life.

My boss is coming to ( Read more... )

So for the first time in what seems like forever, I have a date tonight. Now... before you go getting all finger-pointy and saying "Hey BC, didn't you JUST SAY that you've stopped looking for that kinda thing???" Well, Yes and No. In this particular case it's really just for fun... and what's more fun than heading to a Wrigleyville Dance Club ( Read more... )

See... this is why I keep my 2 entrees separate from my Chow Mein. Because as soon as I mix them, everything tastes like soy sauce. I knew this would happen. I blame no one. But I'm watching you Panda Express... I'm watching your beady eyes and your deceptively smiling Panda mouth ( Read more... )