A brief post in the style of Roger
I'm hardly a sports buff, but since I know a lot of UConn fans sometimes I find myself watching those games around this time of year. Over time I've noticed that the announcers have a habit of unintentionally making hilarious double-entendres while describing the events in front of them. I think someone vaguely detached like I am is best suited to
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I hate most sports announcers. I guess it stems from way back in, like, 1997 when Michael Jordan was in his last NBA Finals with the Bulls and me and my parents were more interested in the inane bullshit Bill Walton, the color commentator at the time, was spouting off. It's terrible when announcing takes away from the actual sports experience, but I suppose it gives you something to do when you either A). don't really care about the game or B). the game is balls awful.
I think I wrote that comment like I was in 6th grade. Maybe that says something about me. I'd worry about it, but I'm too busy staring at the randomly gigantic Pirates of the Caribbean II poster I have in my cubicle.
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I mentioned sixth grade mostly because I remember how in those days, anything said by anyone had about a 75% chance of being turned into a penis/balls/gay reference. I do still laugh when I hear the announcers say that stuff...there was another one recently that I can't remember, but nobody else in the room ever seems to notice it except me. Even the Gay penetration one went right over everybody's head, and I was about ready to pass out.
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