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[norskbandit]

I haven't had a black eye in years. I think that is why I'm so happy to have one now. I keep hoping people will ask me what happened. I have a variety of lies in my head about how I got it, mostly involving biker bars or grandmas with purses. So far, nobody has

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[fistoftyr]

dude i want a story. hey when are you coming home?