1. Thank the person who tagged you ( Read more... )

"you look so cute studying so hard" -me
"do you want to see if law and order is on?" -boy
"...do you want to ...WATCH law and order?" -me
"yeah" -boy

*click on tv and law and order is magically on, not even switching the channel, not even on commercial"

"HOLY SHIT!" -me
"That's my mind psychically manipulating the world around me" -boy

( something that is, FOR ONCE, aimed at you )

why is THE RIGHT THING TO DO always the MOST AMAZINGLY DIFFICULT thing to do?
this is going to hurt.

yes, frequent updates are ridiculous ( Read more... )

and foul, cranky moods over nothing ( Read more... )

my favorite borf yet ( Read more... )

amazing holiday quote brought to you by my uncle jim ( Read more... )

by peeing in the handicap stall in the women's bathroom.
i think thats one phobia i'm starting to curb...
as for those worms...
thats just a lost cause

i love the smell of the filler in titanium white
(oil paint)
and does a lack in the belief of time mean that i am losing it?
cause i cant help but believe it does