"It's not a crime to be pretty"

[northernx]

Imagine a Pug-like Peruvian gangsta-hood-rat-fake-type saying this. What a moment. Thanks Carlo

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[plasticnotions]

Today at work this wanksta white kid I work with comes up to me and says

You getta haircut, fool?

No, I didn't. I just combed it but thanks for noticing.

lawlz. Then he tried to keep it gangsta by nodding and pretending to be disinterested again. I love slips in wankstaism.