No really

[northernx]

I told my parents the other night that the only grandchildren they were getting from me were illegitamite bastards. They thought I was kidding. Here's what went down

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[anonymous]

You realize, just for saying that, you're going to get pregnant the first time you have sex, the guy is gonna run away, and you'll be stuck as a single mother that hates herself.

[ihadcapslockon]

hrm... who was that nutsack?

anywho... dont worry about that. youve got the rest of your life ahead of you.

bah... i got nothing. :-(

CHEER UP!
oh yeah, get your family to come visit us sometime damnit!!