I looked it up on Wikipedia. The first beaver was called Larry, and the second beaver was called Pete. And the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France in 188fucking6. It was unveiled on two non-consecutive occasions by President Cleveland. Who was DEAD by 1933. And so was the Austro-Hungarian empire, doofus.
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P.S. If Obama is the second coming of Jesus I hope God calls his ass back up to the pearly gates before November.
P.P.S If Obama were Jesus, wouldn't he loose the Jewish vote?
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