Dear Life...

[northstar333]

Dear Life:

Bravo. I have to applaud you for your sadistic little reminder of WTFness that tells me I’m still on your shit list. Of course, your timing is impeccable. Right when I least expect it, with sudden and dramatic flare, your message hit me head on in a no holds barred moment of HA, HA SCREW YOU.

I have to admit that yes, recently it’s been

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[silverontherose]

*politely coughs*

Take it that life not only flew you the bird, but the bird also stabbed you in the eye and shit on your car? My condolences, sweetheart.

*lightly clings*

[northstar333]

Pretty much. Semi pulled into my lane and ran me off the road. Tore up my car on the friggin' steel guard rail thing. D:< I'm okay, no scratches even, just pissy cause I gotta fix my car and I wanted to other things with my next paycheck. Grr.

[silverontherose]

Did the jerk not pull over?!?!?!? I HATE SEMI TRUCKS!

When I was a kid we had to cross the road to get our mail and the frigging semis would speed up if they saw you. Damn them all.

*bites the jerkoff driver where it HURTS*

[northstar333]

I hate semi trucks too. I think they should have separate routes altogether than just family/commuters. They never pull over. They don't give half a shit for any other drivers on the road cause they're bigger. And yes, not all are like that, but generally my opinion of them right now is yes, they're assholes.

[helena_markos]

Alright, who's knees do I have to break?

[northstar333]

Semi ran me off the road and I tore up my car on the steel guard rail. I'm not hurt, but it shook me up and pissed me off. Especially since I wanted to go christmas shopping with my extra cash come this paycheck and I can't do that now.

I also have to get an estimate and see if its gonna be necessary to let the insurance company know about it or if I can squeak by with paying for all of it myself. It also is kinda one of those "should have known it was coming" cause I just turned 25 and my insurance rates went down.

Generally just ruined what was otherwise might have been an exceptionally good day.

[nelson_bannaba]

Oh and that's terrible! So sorry.

[helena_markos]

Dude that SUCKS, but I'm really glad that you're ok. Maybe your rates won't go up since you were run off the road. Though, I'm not sure how those things work.

*hugs* 3: (sad kitten)

Here's my letter of complaint - true story - bad kitty.

[nelson_bannaba]

Dear Cat,

Why did you poop on the bed - you know, the one we were all sleeping in - at three in the morning and then high tail it outta there? You suck cat.

NB

Re: Here's my letter of complaint - true story - bad kitty.

[northstar333]

Bad cat! Bad surprise in the morning, huh? Ew.

Re: Here's my letter of complaint - true story - bad kitty.

[nelson_bannaba]

Unfortunately, the smell woke us up right away. That and the fact that she'd pooped directly on my husband's leg (well, the sheet).

Re: Here's my letter of complaint - true story - bad kitty.

[northstar333]

That just sounds less and less appealing all the time. Really bad way to wake up (at least it was your husband's leg and not yours....although i do feel sorry for him ^^)

[kaiera_phoenix]

Its a shame about your car! glad you are ok *hugs*

[northstar333]

Thank you! Yeah, I'm glad to be okay. It coulda ended alot worse. *hugs back*

[fiver]

Lighter, check.

Brown paper bag, check.

Steaming pile of dog poo, check.

Alrighty hun, you just give me the address and I'm there . . .

WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO YOU?? *worried like hell*