Comments | northwestofhere: NOT WORK SAFE. OR MIND SAFE, REALLY. ...DAMN IT, LANGMAOR.

northwestofhere

NOT WORK SAFE. OR MIND SAFE, REALLY. ...DAMN IT, LANGMAOR.

Jul 28, 2009 00:42

While stuck on vacation with my crazy family, wacky hijinks sadly not-ensuing, I've been amusing myself by playing Katawa Shoujo (HANAKO HANAKO HANAKO HANAKO ILU) and also a BL game I'd heard about called Zettai Fukujuu Meirei (Absolute Obedience).

In traditional Japanese eroge style that just makes me go "OH YOU!" you play as two soldiers in mid- ( Read more... )

boys love games they really do

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northwestofhere July 28 2009, 21:50:51 UTC

It DID look good at the panel.

And LOL. You should read the link about "Perhaps I have a special anus." That's a real quote from LJ (because really, where else does this shit happen) where some girl defended the idea until the army of gay men present on the comm told her to sit the fuck down on her magic ass.

Also, the whole discussion stemmed from someone pretty much asking "so hey, story research, if someone rapes a prepubescent boy without lube is there irreparable damage or anything? :D"

OH LIVEJOURNAL. ♥

pr0t0manblues July 28 2009, 13:57:34 UTC

YOU KNOW THE GERMANS

THEY MAKE QUALITY STUFF

(and now I shall do my best to purge this subject from my mind)

northwestofhere July 28 2009, 21:46:26 UTC

YOU REALLY DO SPEND MOST OF THE GAME ESSENTIALLY SAYING "YOU THERE! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS! YOU'LL LOVE THEM, DAMN IT!"

Good luck on bleaching your brain!

pr0t0manblues July 29 2009, 02:10:56 UTC

Oh, jeez. XD I .. I .. no, I can't go any further with this. MUST CHANGE SUBJECT NOW

While you were away from the internet, I think I got your nickname. I was talking with Jon and he said some people spell your name Kristen, so I was like "Kristen ... Kris ten, that sounds like a japanese robot ...... Kris10! Kris10!". So, now you're Kris10, the Ambiguous Android!

northwestofhere July 29 2009, 02:45:34 UTC

LOL FOREVER

I SHOULD HAVE A SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON

WHEREIN I USE MY MOE TSURUPETTAN TOMBOY POWERS TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE

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paradiselost July 28 2009, 18:56:50 UTC

In traditional Japanese eroge style that just makes me go "OH YOU!" you play as two soldiers in mid-1900's Germany who get requests to dominate, humiliate etc. various men

Let's just say he got a very obvious age-up to 18 for the US version and you only get the A-rank for picking "Go All The Way" after two weeks of platonic tutoring.

LOL. Best most random post ever. This game sounds hilariously amazing. Why have I not heard of it before!? D:

northwestofhere July 28 2009, 21:44:18 UTC

I posted this in the middle of the night, in one of those "THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG MUST SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD" moments, and as I did so I realized that you'd probably enjoy this crazy shit.

I don't know how you've missed it! But it's not too hard to find a torrent if you want it. And if all else fails, it's only 1GB I can .rar and upload it for you. :D

paradiselost July 29 2009, 17:53:31 UTC

HAHA. Oh man. That would be epic if you could super secretly, um... send that shit my way. FD

By the way, I forgot to mention that that "special anus" Wiki article is hilarious due to the fact that I actually know several of the people cited in it..

lauscho July 29 2009, 23:46:55 UTC

"a 50/50 shot at either getting lucky or getting raped to death"

You mean a 100% chance of getting lucky ^_~