Help! Euphemisms for sex

[norvelllouwho]

I was having a little problem with having the living shit irritated out of me tonight, so I played a little game with myself

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[rhonan]

I like a good shag now and then myself. I've always prefered that to on the job. Now, if I'm in a really wacky mood I like "doin' like they do on the Discovery Channel."

[monkeygirldiva]

bonk
bang
boof
make love
make like bunnies
... and the parental "when a man and woman love each other..."

[admiral_t]

I always laugh when I hear Americans and Canadians say they are 'rooting' for their ice hockey/baseball/basketball team.

'Rooting' is something very different in Australia.

[heather_grey]

Knocking boots
Ryan always says "I'd tap that" about a girl he'd willing leap into bed with.

How about "in flagrante dilecto"?

:)

[liddle_oldman]

Watch the submarine races?
Play hide the salami.
Play the skin flute.
Boink.
Futter.
Implement telecommunications solutions. (Hmmm, that might just be me...)