Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can you handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then ( Read more... )

xbox 360, january second, I will be happy, call of duty 2, oh yeah motha fucka

what makes one man drink, and another man cry?
--the von bondies

my version: what makes one man drink, and another man cry, or make a man do both?

going to be filling the hole in my heart with achohol and nicotine for a while

and no I didn't break up with my gf, we're doin grrrrrrrreat!

fuckin shit cock whore, my LAN for some reason on my laptop stopped workin, now I have to use my roomates computer to fuckin get online, fuckin fuck fuck, I'll be home the 20th, woot woot, cya then

I officially have the best girlfriend on the face of the earth

Three names I go by ( Read more... )

I will never get married

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so none of you ask, for you will get this answer ( Read more... )

I know I'll get one....maybe two max replies to this ( Read more... )