This Space for Rent

[nos4a2no9]

I'm taking a bit of a break tonight from your regularly scheduled programming (which will include a story about how I had to call security on a student on Friday and suspend his homophobic ass) to bring you this Christmas message from my boyfriend scarfe.

scarfe, as some of you know, has been dabbling in slash - he's planned out a very elaborate due South/

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[brigantine]

Hey - the Rays could be tall, sexy Elves, like Tolkien's. Except here they're in Elf hats and pointy shoes.

And RayK is driving RayV crazy, 'cause he's stuck bells on his Elf shoes, and keeps dancing in them and jingling all over the place, which really, is that just fricking annoying, or is that kinda weirdly sexy, and lo, we have Elf angst.

Or possibly wood shop sex. There could be splinters, and then first aid.

Like a fat, one-legged Fraser Santa isn't weird enough.

Does Dief get a red nose and leads the eight tiny reindeer? Or does he just ride in the back of the sleigh?

Why am I not running screaming in the opposite direction?

[hyzenthlay26]

I'm so behind...

And he's lost a leg to the diabetes.

*dies* Clearly this fascination with loss of limb runs in the family?

While I concede that elfin fingers may be diligent, I think it would have to be trully Pythonesque level crack for me to get over the conceptual...erm...ew. Well alright, even elves deserve lovin' ;P

[_unhurt_]

is your mr. in any way related to my brother tardington, who has been "helpfully" making fictive suggestions to me - and to unlucky bits of my f-list - for some time now?

because i fear they might get along...

[nos4a2no9]

Dear lord, don't tell me there's two of them...

But yes, I think they'd get along very well. And destroy the world. :-)