So I tells the people who are swimming naked in the pool to get out. There was a crowd of people on the balconies overlooking the pool, and the woman insisted that people look the other way. To which I replied "You got in there naked, get out naked." and watched ( Read more... )

At work I find I am surrounded by idiots, and they are not all guests.

so I gets this phone call ( Read more... )

Today I went out for a breif time (23 minutes) to run. I haven't run for quite some time (my last recorded was in 2008) and yet in 2006 I ran almost every day, almost 10 km a day ( Read more... )

During the early morning news on the day that will have more Jackson songs there was a guy who was saying "He was a prankster and innovator who wasn't afraid to take risks. Like putting on a single bespeckled glove and walking onstage to become a global phenomenon. That's an innovator ( Read more... )

Bastards! They're all bastards! Even the ones without Mom's!

>blank stare<

shaddup.

Yesterday my old shoes finally gave out, being more painful than usual and lacking quite a bit of the top support ( Read more... )

Just testing the cooliris thigie. nothing to see here. just move along.

Why do people bother starting to say anything if you're just going to trail off without finishing the sentence.

Gad, that's so annoying.

sometimes innocent surfing for camera porn brings you even stranger things. No skimpy-negligee-wearing-shutter-licking-photographers but postcards of other oddities.


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