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[nosferotofu]

Is it some kind of holiday today?

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[video]

[prettier_eyes]

There you are, and not a moment too soon of course.

[video] |

[nosferotofu]

Excuse me. [ Pause. ] Do I know you?

[video] |

[prettier_eyes]

[Your protests are being ignored.]

And what have you done to your hair, Jerome? I never would. You should see to that. And I need a drink like you wouldn't believe.

[video] |

[nosferotofu]

[ Quiet for a second, Edward lights a cigarette, letting the white gauze of smoke drift across the camera.]

Edward Dalton, not Jerome. I'm guessing you've mistaken me for someone else.

video;

[butilikedthose]

Like we even know what fucking day it is here.

You are new. I'd remember that face. Humanity's inherent narcissism and all that shit.

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[nosferotofu]

That-

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[nosferotofu]

This is impossible.

video;

[butilikedthose]

You are new.

Don't tell me you haven't seen the kid running around here yet.

audio]

[fifty_eggs]

[A familiar voice sings out an old jingle:]

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

audio]

[nosferotofu]

Serenading myself now?

audio]

[fifty_eggs]

You have a beautiful singing voice, why not?