Things That Make Me Happy ( Read more... )

"My soul is like a duck in cream cheese. Not very happy."

---Colin 1.0's attempt at gothic poetry.

You ( Read more... )

Sam's 17th birthday is coming up and I asked if he'd prefer a male or female prostitute as a present. After he hemmed and hawed for a few minutes, I suggested one of each. He replied: "Now you're talking. I could make them duel to the death with laser guns ( Read more... )

nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

there's a bluebird in my heart that ( Read more... )

She sleeps, lips round, see how at rest ( Read more... )

( From the 12/4 Washington Post )

i was talking to a moth ( Read more... )

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