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I promised lout that I would write her/Gorbachev smut with Jesus thrown in. I didn't have time to finish it, but I did do a drabble instead. Enjoy.
Libraries require silence.
And so Rena did her best to keep silent while Gorbachev fucked her silly on a library cart. It was really hot. Almost like reading Lolita in the original Russian.
“Glasnost! Glasnost!” he yelled. “I want more glasnost!”
And then Jesus appeared. With a crown of thorn upon his head. Thorns are sexy. They hurt.
“Oh baby,” Rena yelled. “I want you both at the same time.”
So Jesus stood there crucifixion-style while Rena got sandwiched between the Godless commie leader and the divine son of God.
And it was really, really good.
No, better than that.
Libraries require silence.
And so Rena did her best to keep silent while Gorbachev fucked her silly on a library cart. It was really hot. Almost like reading Lolita in the original Russian.
“Glasnost! Glasnost!” he yelled. “I want more glasnost!”
And then Jesus appeared. With a crown of thorn upon his head. Thorns are sexy. They hurt.
“Oh baby,” Rena yelled. “I want you both at the same time.”
So Jesus stood there crucifixion-style while Rena got sandwiched between the Godless commie leader and the divine son of God.
And it was really, really good.
No, better than that.