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Pushkin
Breed: Tabby / classic / tiger / striper / basic Cat-cat
Age: 2.17 years
Nicknames: Pushy, Pushpin, Pushcart, Garbage Cat, CAT!
Acquired: July 2003, at age six weeks, from the mean streets of
industrial East Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Hobbies: Cat wrestling, cat chasing, human chasing, lookin' at tap
water, meowing for all reasons
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A brownout strikes, causing the rectifier to go offline during a film. I reset the circuit breaker and the recitfier. The recitifier rumbles and blasts a hot blue spark. The circuit breaks again. The last five shows of the day are cancelled.


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Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.

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1. Electronic musician. (The symbol between the functions is a plus sign circumscribed by a circle.)
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Warning: The solution to the following problem has a high groan coefficient :)
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Yes, that line from the Sealab 2021 song seems apt for this diatribal entry. For is there a more persecuted minority in this country than white Christian Republicans?


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I am installing Linux... and have been doing so for almost a week.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution with no graphical or menu-based installer. The system is built from scratch, in my case with the sole guidance of the Gentoo handbook. I have issued commands to partition the remaining space on my hard drive with the correct structure, to create ( Read more... )

From the U.S. Court of Appeals, Seventh Circuit decision on United States of America v. Darron J. Murphy, Sr. and Jennifer BakerOn the evening of May 29, 2003, Hayden was smoking ( Read more... )