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[nostrils]

A Happy Birthday to my Eliot Mayoeliot44 !

I love you! Have a happy, happy birthday, lovey! The BIG one eight! Go to a strip club and then go buy me cigarettes. Haha. See you tomorrow night darling! I love you, kiddo. XOXO

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[eliot44]

Awww. I love you too!

Haha. If you REALLY want cigarettes, I guess I will buy you some, just so I can say I bought them..but I hates me some cigarettes.

I love you! :) thanks.

[nostrils]

Aww. Because you love me that much, right? :D

Do you know if you already have a cake? Because if you do, then nevermind. I'll have to pop out of someone else's cake n00d.

I hope you are having a wonderful day, El Nino!

[eliot44]

I am yours huh? I don't recall being auctioned off to you...I guess i'm a slave now. Oh well.

<3 alligator teeth like whoa. I love you.

[nostrils]

Oh yeah. The slave trade LIVES ON! Hahahaha.

It is still your birthday!! You have four hours left! Go to a damn strip club already. Go vote!

[anonymous]

Yes, so I've witnessed it and said nothing, but honestly...cigarettes? So unlike the old you.

[nostrils]

Just Cloves. Thanks. Please don't give me shit for that. Thank you.

[anonymous]

I wouldn't...if I didn't care.

Contrary to popular belief, clove cigarettes, also called kreteks, contain tobacco - they are made up of 60 - 70 percent tobacco and 30 - 40 percent shredded cloves (a spice). Considering their tobacco content, clove cigarettes are probably as harmful and dangerous as regular cigarettes. As a matter of fact, kreteks may hold even more risk than ordinary smokes. According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), clove cigarettes produce at least twice as much nicotine, tar, and carbon monoxide as regular American cigarettes brands.

[nostrils]

you sure went through a lot of trouble. thank you. i am well aware of all that. it doesn't phase me. thank you for trying anyways.