Voice Mail

[not_a_moonie]

"Hey, this is Alana's voice mail. You know what to do." BEEEEEEP

[Disclaimer: I claim no rights to Saga or the lovely Zoe Kravitz. This is strictly for fun.]

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[myownface]

[From here!]

"Oooohmygod I'm sorry, pleasedon'tkillme? I thought we were, like, okay? I mean, me stealing that thing was all water under the bridge and I'm sure your exercise regime is totally awesome, for real. I'm all skinny and bony and not good for killing so maybe don't do that, okay? Shitshitshitshitshit."

[not_a_moonie]

[Went here]